spidermansluvrr

They make Andrew Garfield edits, and make me get on my knees for them.

Honey, spidermansluvrr posted wake up.

by Sapopopop February 21, 2022

Spider-man

Gets more reboots then people change socks

Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

by God among us October 15, 2020

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Spiderhanding

the act of make ones hand look like Spider-Man's hand when he is shooting web to sexually pressure female reproductive origins.

yeah broski i had that bitch smiling after i spiderhanding her last night.

by Freedom99k July 18, 2023

spider-man 2099

Miguel O'Hara

Random dude: who's Spider-Man 2099?

Person: dude that's Miguel O'Hara, a person made in the Marvel Comics and in the movie "Spider-Man: Across the Spider verse"
Random dude: thanks he seems cool!

by Web slinger spidey! June 14, 2023

spider man

the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)

person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin

by flayie June 27, 2023

The Spider-Man

A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.

"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"

"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."

"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."

by Kush Klub CEO April 16, 2017