Dirty Spencer

A person who goes for girls who’s way younger than them

Woah that’s one dirty Spencer

by Jack8093 April 20, 2020

Spencer

A guy from Texas who has a tiny dick. Really. It will make you sad. But not to fear, you will hear him coming. He sings bad opera really really loud and thinks he is talented. He is also super tall too. But don't confuse that with hot. That's not true. He has no muscle mass to speak of+flab. He also lies and is rude and inconsiderate. He likes to hurt peoples friends and never EVER say sorry because he is a big baby who can't own up. AKA: not a real man. He also has no muscle mass to speak of. Don't tolerate his crap and you will have a long healthy, happy life.

Cory: "Oh, my god. There was this guy at the store who wouldn't stop asking me 'how I was doing'. He also said the sky was green and told me I could lose some weight. I said it hurt my feelings and instead of saying sorry he asked me if I wanted to fuck."
Marcy: "What a Spencer."
Cory: "How did you know his name."
Marcy: "There's really only one person that could be babe."

by Marcyloves<3 January 19, 2012

Spencer

Is white has blond hair has blue eyes is wearing a black under armor shirt wears jeans and has yellow shoes and likes to suck dick and gets really mad

Spencer Larson

by Largus December 3, 2013

Spencer

A weird kid in every high school who sports long dark hair. He tends to believe he is a ladies man but never can get a date. He is weirdly obsessed with Rick and Morty and is almost a skater boy but lacks a skateboard. Very obsessed with guitar but is only a mediocre player. They live off energy drinks and have a superiority complex. He makes most likely is slightly racist and hides it behind memes he posts on his shitty meme account. No one really actually likes him.

"Oh my god dude you're such a creep! Stop being such a Spencer!"

by Garbagelover23 August 11, 2017

spencer

one ugly son of a bitch

You know that spencer guy, yeah he is one ugly son of a bitch

by ffag February 22, 2019

Spener

(spee'-ner)

noun--One of the members of the greatest band in the world "Persistent W." The composer of the Greatest Song in the World, also called "Bears and Moose."

"Hey Spener, 'Bears and Moose' truely is the greatest song in the world."

by noodlehead January 11, 2005

spencer

He cummed in his pants to Savanna in his sleep

Man you totally just pulled a Spencer when you where looking at Savanna last night.

by Logan Aufdem-Brinke June 3, 2017