Spencer

(Commonly paired with words like "Sutton" and "Stunna") Someone who has no perception of existence. They are like an absent father who could just be lost in a grocery store looking for milk. At the end of the day though, he's probably just asleep or something.

Anecdote: Likely has some gay Indian boyfriend who follows him around as if he is god. It's not just the trick of the camera.

Person one: "WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?"
Person two: "That Spencer probably fell asleep watching tiktoks on his bed."

by anonymous February 7, 2024

Spencered

When someone interrupts an important meeting or conversation.

What were we talking about before we just got Spencered?

by anonymous July 11, 2023

Spencer

Madly in love with tasty cocks
Cant stay away from kids
massive nose

i got a spencer for my kids

by titwanker89 July 14, 2022

The Spencer Landis

The best designer at the company.

I need somthing extremely complicated designed so I better talk to The Spencer Landis!

by bbirds August 4, 2022

Pulling a Spencer

An action preformed by That one Teammate (They know who they are) in a battle royal who’s notorious for wandering away from the group, it usually involves The person in question being far enough away from the rest of the squad to where the other members can’t back them up if they come under fire.

Person A: I’m under siege, Help me!
Person B: Why are you all the way over there!?!
Person C: He’s Pulling a Spencer that’s why!

by MayHal November 20, 2021

spenceritis

Being a little bitch

Bro 1: Yo I think Nolan has Spenceritis

Bro 2: What's Spenceritis?
Bro 1: It means he's a little bitch

by Billy beater October 5, 2021

Spencer

Someone with a really good personality but a really really small cock. He is typically clueless in his life and the things around him. He pays attention but also drifts off into space. He has potential but is never very good at a job interview.

Oh, yeah him, he's a spencer.

by Kojil November 21, 2022