Too long, didn't read (tl;dr) spam.
An online posting which looks like a long, informative article, but is often filled with word salad, and contains links to an online store. Sometimes the "article" appears to be related to what they're selling, but other times it is completely unrelated. It's so long and nonsensical that most people probably won't try to read it, but some may click on the links out of curiosity.
An online posting which looks like a long, informative article, but is often filled with word salad, and contains links to an online store. Sometimes the "article" appears to be related to what they're selling, but other times it is completely unrelated. It's so long and nonsensical that most people probably won't try to read it, but some may click on the links out of curiosity.
Here's a small snippet of some actual tl;dr spam found on the web:
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Organizations have the ability to purchase children whenever they do this back an investing time period, that may be dedicated straight up. In each and every groups, customers may even grumble lopsided investments which may elegance either company, prevent clients found in ganging upwards for any critically regular membership. People like to wear <link - "customized football jerseys"> very much. A specific person is all about called a free of charge specialist, that'll be autographed having a company throughout a first-come, first-serve base. On the other hand, whenever incorporating a sports athlete is going to put view company more than the area collection for that lineup, a customer circumstance to produce person happen their own lineup.
by Lesa D April 25, 2011
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It's called "spam" because no one really likes spam (the canned meat stuff), and no one really likes junk mail.
It's called "spam" because no one really likes spam (the canned meat stuff), and no one really likes junk mail.
Bob: Dang I hate spam.
Lara: Oh, I like it.
Bob: You mean that canned meat stuff?
Lara: Yeah.
Bob: Umm... I was talking about the junk mail stuff.
Lara: Ohh, right. Gotcha.
Lara: Oh, I like it.
Bob: You mean that canned meat stuff?
Lara: Yeah.
Bob: Umm... I was talking about the junk mail stuff.
Lara: Ohh, right. Gotcha.
by the sane maniac February 1, 2004
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Spasm
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A Spam is when you smack a guy on the forehead with a flat hand or preferably a fish while shouting Spam.
Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.
Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.
Random Guy: Spam!
A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!
Or...
Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!
A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!
Or...
Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!
by Mmmmmmmm Kittens July 31, 2011
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by Tex's Pride May 3, 2009
Get the SPAM mug.A state in which someone is simultaneously spastic and cosmic. This would involve jerky movements with an underlying fluid motion.
That chick looked totally spasmic at the prodigy concert.
That dude's pop and lock was crazy spasmic.
That dude's pop and lock was crazy spasmic.
by Suslex April 28, 2011
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Get the spasmanic mug.The fear of broken bones. The word is derived from the Greek term for broken (spasménos) and the Greek term for bone (ostéon).
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