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Too long, didn't read (tl;dr) spam.

An online posting which looks like a long, informative article, but is often filled with word salad, and contains links to an online store. Sometimes the "article" appears to be related to what they're selling, but other times it is completely unrelated. It's so long and nonsensical that most people probably won't try to read it, but some may click on the links out of curiosity.
Here's a small snippet of some actual tl;dr spam found on the web:

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by Lesa D April 25, 2011
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spam

Another word for junk mail or junk e-mail.
It's called "spam" because no one really likes spam (the canned meat stuff), and no one really likes junk mail.
Bob: Dang I hate spam.
Lara: Oh, I like it.
Bob: You mean that canned meat stuff?
Lara: Yeah.
Bob: Umm... I was talking about the junk mail stuff.
Lara: Ohh, right. Gotcha.
by the sane maniac February 1, 2004
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Spam

A Spam is when you smack a guy on the forehead with a flat hand or preferably a fish while shouting Spam.

Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.
Random Guy: Spam!

A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!

Or...

Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!
by Mmmmmmmm Kittens July 31, 2011
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SPAM

An appropriate response to a thread-jacked facebook comment : SPAM
by Tex's Pride May 3, 2009
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Spasmic

A state in which someone is simultaneously spastic and cosmic. This would involve jerky movements with an underlying fluid motion.
That chick looked totally spasmic at the prodigy concert.

That dude's pop and lock was crazy spasmic.
by Suslex April 28, 2011
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spasmanic

To be spastic in a manic way.
Jay is very talented but as the pressure of the day increases, he becomes spasmanic!
by danishgirl12 February 7, 2020
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Spasmenostiophobia

The fear of broken bones. The word is derived from the Greek term for broken (spasménos) and the Greek term for bone (ostéon).
“Cecil seems really scared of broken bones, I think he has spasmenostiophobia”
by JasperSchwartz May 27, 2021
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