intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
by colonrae May 28, 2015
Get the Mechanically Sobermug. by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024
Get the texas sobermug. When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick
by PCWS April 23, 2025
Get the Suck a dick sobermug. A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.
John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025
Get the California Sobermug. Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”
Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
Get the Big Sobermug. Being off of methamphetamine for 6 months. Used all around the country, primarily the southeast and west coast.
by ZacWitDaPack June 28, 2025
Get the Arizona Sobermug. Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober
by anonymous February 20, 2021
Get the pussy sobermug.