by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020
Get the Sober as a judge mug.It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.
John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024
Get the European sober mug.Similar to Cali sober, where a person doesn’t drink or use hard drugs, but instead of weed being the only substance they partake in, they only do whip-it’s.
My boy hasn’t had a drink in a few months but he hit the whip it at the party last night, so weird
Nah dude he’s just clown sober
Nah dude he’s just clown sober
by doomanddumber January 18, 2023
Get the clown sober mug.when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober
by greenbeansyes4 September 17, 2022
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but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.
Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”
by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018
Get the Soberity mug.you know when you’re drinking or smoking the same amount you always do but it’s just no hittin. A sober 72 hours will reduce your tolerance and make that shit hit again
by canola_oil July 21, 2021
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