Simp

short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive

Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass

by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021

Simp

Just an retard thinking hes gonna have every singe girl wanting him if they help out on whatever they ask them to do.

That guy is such a simp.

by IPrince May 15, 2021

Simp

A word that other guys call each other but never mean it. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Bro you a simp lol

by Georgethegenome May 19, 2021

Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021

Simp

A simp is all of the men that down voted all the definitions of simp.

Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".

Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".

by Hdotfly August 7, 2022

Simp

you

this is a joke your'e not a simp,

I hope

by nickiMango February 26, 2022

Simp

A simp is someone who is a beta male lacking self respect and choosing to settle second place in a woman's life. They're desperate horny individuals who are willing to do anything for a woman just so they can try to experience intercourse. They're virgins who have never experienced a relationship with women because they're viewed as unattractive by women or they're afraid to find a girlfriend themselves. So simps resort to throwing money to girls hoping that they would get a chance at receiving intercourse from someone. They're willing to go to extensive lengths by lowering their standards to rock bottom and seek intercourse with any woman regardless of how careless and irresponsible the woman is. Simps are overly submissive individuals who are willing to always favor a female in their life while receiving nothing in return over it. Simps are alright with having a one-sided relationship and that makes them easy prey for degenerate women who seek to freeride other men like the ones who do Onlyfans.

Jason: Hey, did you see Alex donate $10,000 to that twitch thot streamer?

Earl: Yeah man, Alex is such a simp who is willing to waste his money on a woman who doesn't care for him.

by Sigma Male 907 February 26, 2022