Simp

you. You're the simp.

Simp: Yeah my girlfriend cheated on me but I still love her
Me: ....dude

by splashmountainigga February 1, 2022

Simp

A person who likes to act like a "Beta male" Or a "Pussy Hands" Towards the female race

Dan stop being a simp towards these frog looking thots

by CEOofSimplolgy March 16, 2020

simp

a simp is when you keep simping over a girl and you think they gonna like it and go out with you.

Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“

by 🐩 puppy person August 10, 2020

Simp

Guys who post sad edits hoping a girl will notice. These people will often call other people simps to hide their simpery.

Did you see what alex has been posting? He’s such a simp

by Simp.killer March 24, 2020

Simp

A male who swallows their pride multiple times to do stuff for an ungrateful woman. A simp will go out of their way to please a woman hoping for some pussy, but everyone can see they will never get any. Typically tied to males with the name of Coby.

Guy 1: Coby "Downers" bought that girl lunch. Didn't she say she thought he was ugly?
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.

by fukcobyjowers January 23, 2020

simp

a girl called simrah

"wow simprah is such a simp"
"ikr, shes the simpiest simp to ever exist"

by yourlocalgp November 3, 2022

Simp

Josh Owens

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.

by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020