Shotgun Therapy

The only know treatment for "Furryitis", Shotgun Therapy is performed by inserting the barrel of a shotgun into the Furry's mouth and pulling the trigger. Although the treatment has a 100% percent success rate in eliminating the Furry, it's Human host almost never survives the procedure. Shotgun Therapy was invented by Dr. RocketJesus666, MD, in 2010 and was first successfully preformed by him in 2011.

Bob: Hey Ted, did you hear what happened to Steve?

Ted: No, what happened?

Bob: He got Furryitis from 4Chan and had to get Shotgun Therapy.

Ted: Awww, I'll miss Steve, he was a nice guy, but I guess it's for the best.

by Rocket Jesus June 30, 2011

Shotgun rider

When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.

Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."

by Phil Mahooterz May 26, 2015

Sloppy Shotgun

The end result of giving it to a lady twice in a row, with a man's load being fired on both occasions. A double barreled approach.

Dude I totally Sloppy Shotgunned Dita last night, there was cum everywhere...

by Meme_Games July 17, 2017

Casual Shotgun

When you shotgun a beer, only casually. It should require a minimum of 3 separate drinks/pulls and you must hold the can side-ways in a casual manner. A casual shotgun portrays both class and sophistication.

"Hey Nolan, want to do a casual shotgun before lecture?"

by PattyLs69 June 16, 2019

Shotgun Shells

The remnants of a shotgunned beer

There was mad shotgun shells on the ground after last nights party.

by PattyDubs November 25, 2017

Shotgun chateau

Shotgun chateau: a huge new million dollar house built to very edges of a narrow lot (in a neighborhood of modest older homes) that is at least twice as long as it is wide and resembles a shotgun shack on steroids

There goes the neighborhood. That shotgun chateau is jam packed in between two other houses and it’s so narrow that the front door is on the long side

by ‘Aether 00 August 3, 2022

Shotgun-Sneeze

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.

Hey, I just shotgun-sneezed!

by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021