Shexting

The skillful yet difficult art of texting in the shower, while trying to keep your phone from getting completely wet.

Jan: "So what are you up to?"

Steve: "Taking a shower. Shexting is a lot harder than it sounds!"

by SPARTAN-111 May 21, 2010

shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.

that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.

by Stimpy peed March 8, 2010

sextexting

when your having sex and texting at the same time but your partner doesnt know you're texting because your THAT good at it.

I was sextexting my friend because the guy i was hookin up with was boring me.

by ViXenNY November 6, 2009

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019

Going Shitting

Grabbing your car, three buddies, and proceeding to drive around downtown with all the windows down screeming verbal abuse at people, started with things as simple as "shit", gravitating to things like "how much", to girls of corners; then finally proceeding to gauge their reactions

I am so bored, dude, we're going shitting, I wanna verbally own some a-holes

by Cloughszbest September 21, 2008

shitting a brick

like freaking out on a nigg

"Julian clean your room,
What the fuck mom chill!!
Ahhhh!!! your grounded!!
damn bitch stop shitting a brick, fuck okay already!"

by julian_boredom January 9, 2008