shanedawsonitus

Wanting to fuck your cat until it’s fucking heart fails bein a big phat strokey nonce who wants nothing more than to shove their shrivelled microcock into a cats fuckin fanny, basically being Shane Dawson who loves to get it from his cat

Ah I bet that lad wants to give his cat a fingerblast guess he’s got shanedawsonitus

by girlmagnet69😎 October 22, 2019

Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.

Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!

by kevinator07 October 23, 2019

Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth

Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded

When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .

by anonymous September 21, 2020

scaredom/scared-om

the state of being scared

Tom made a resolution that his year would be full of excitement and adventures, not scaredom/scared-om/

by shewasdyingofscaredom December 15, 2020

SEAREDSTEAK

the best kind of steak.

Dang i really want some SEAREDSTEAK

by SEAREDSTEAK January 7, 2021

Shard demon

The process of one losing their teeth and looks to meth.

Damn bro that bitch better put down that light bulb. She's gonna get shard demons visiting in the next few years!

by DirtywhiteboyFL February 23, 2021