shannon

somebody who will tell you they will arrive to your party but then ignore you right before it's supposed to start, then not respond to any of your messages for weeks

"hey, how did your party go?"
"great, except someone pulled a shannon!"

by NumberOneBallbagLicker November 5, 2023

Shannon

They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.

Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid

by Goldilocks69 April 6, 2022

shannon

Much cooler way to refer to GWEI (gigawei)

Jim: Dude man, did you peep those gas fees last night?
Tony: That's way more shannon than I'm comfortable shelling out bro!

by sorabji August 2, 2022

National Shannon Day

Grab any person that is named Shannon and bully them because they are calling one of their friends swaizy

Hi, it's National Shannon Day

by wiggly Penguin March 8, 2023

shannon

Who hasn’t heard of shannon…. Talk about talk of the town gets around a bit!

Known for her huge fanny

Shannon what a fanny

by Ha I’m cool November 23, 2021

Callum Shannon

When ever you talk about about strog he says "aagggghghhghgh" he plays murder on my mind spotify playlist regularly. He loves to be strong as fuck. Hes very religous

Im Feeling callum shannon today

by Callum Shannon22566 August 18, 2024

Shannon

Shannon is a lying deceptive bitch that will pretend to love you when really she’s using you for her own motives. She will come off as shy, but once you get to know Shannon her personality will start to reveal itself in more ways then one.

“Oh are you guys talking about Shannon? Yeah I heard she’s a bitch”

by Headass3249 February 26, 2019