Shamble Dick

A shamble dick (also called Shambledick or Shamble-dick) is a pompous git with a superiority complex. He is very lazy, and gets others to do all his work for him. Shamble dicks get agitated at the slightest things and often lash out violently.

Rumour has it that the reason why the Shamble dick is very angry is because his sex life is ruined after his dick was left in a shambles at a young age after an incident involving a toaster.

Graham is such a Shamble dick.

I know, he always makes me do his work.

"Hey shamble dick, you suck!"

(Shambledick has a fit of rage)

by Nibeqwnzort January 19, 2006

Shamea

Shamea is an awesome chick. She's beautiful inside and out, plays guitar, writes, and draws. She also loves Aimee Mann. Everyone should have a Shamea as a friend.

Shamea kicks ass.

by Anonymous person lady December 21, 2016

samel

Samel is one of the bois but always disappoint by not showing up to Saturday nights

Person 1: Where's Samel?
Person 2: Did you really expect him to show up?

by ShortPerson019 December 9, 2019

Box of shame

A box a person uses to put guilty things in such as porn, weed, or things they're trying to forget but can't yet throw out. Also a place for emergency things such as condoms, lube, etc.

I was looking for a lighter in my brother's room and found his box of shame. He's put pictures of his ex-girlfriend in there.

by realityye July 16, 2011

shameltoe

a large walrus like vagina usually visual through most types of clothing, even baggier styles. Sometimes secretes a burnt hair wrapped in slim jim scent and is usually accompanied by orangutan titties.

That sea lion stuffed in a tube sock looks a lot like a shameltoe.

by greenqueen85 August 7, 2011

shamelesshubby

the best fucking person to be mutuals with

shamelesshubby is the best mutual ever!! they are my favorite!!

by fiona gallagher’s wife June 19, 2021

Shame Tornado

A Shame Tornado is the feeling of depression that results from a massive drinking excursion. Does not necessarily mean you did anything shameful per say but if you did you probably would not remember. Shame tornadoes are more prevalent when you blackout ( or Time Travel) for any period of time. The older you get the more at risk you are for one of these episodes. They tend to last 24-48 hours after the drinking episode but have in some cases been documented to last as long as 8 days.

Two days after St. Patty's Day and I'm in the eye of a Shame Tornado.

by P. Sharp March 21, 2007