Shafted

(a)An organised meeting between two groups that fails to materialise with no reason given.

'Shafted' is a segment on Are You*th Being Served? a youth engagement radio show that runs on switch 1197 in Brisbane, Australia. It came from an arranged interview between the shows hosts and the Beaconsfield Miners and was confirmed only 2 hours prior to said interview.

The Beaconsfield Miners became famous in 2006 when stuck down a mine 'shaft' for 2 weeks and hence why the segment is appropriately named 'shafted'.

The show now actively seeks interviews with famous people when the ultimately know they will be 'shafted' for that interview.

"We tried getting Paris Hilton on the show this week, but she 'shafted' us"

by radio_hack December 9, 2008

shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like

That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.

by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015

Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

shaft dip

When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.

"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me

by Large Hang October 22, 2009

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'

Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!

by TechieD April 5, 2011

the 60th shaft

When a bald headed man named Lance bends you over and goes to town on a Wednesday afternoon.

"I was trying to go to lunch when I was suddenly awarded the 60th shaft"

by trainingmonitorguy November 6, 2023