He be ball scratching n' sniffin
by Joe Balls EDP445 August 15, 2022

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by Baller976 May 21, 2023

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).
Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.
by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025
