Studentship

What absolutely no student has whatsoever, studentship is a different word for respect to school. No one respects seven cruel hours of our life.

Jim: I have great studentship. I just got engaged to the science textbook!
Eugene: First of all, that is the dumbest thing i’ve heard. I’m glad I brought my AK to school, now you will witness my wrath.
Jim: Actually. Law 16-24H says that school-

by sussibaka October 17, 2022

Student Siren

A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.

These students are a sub-set of alarmer

What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?

Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.

by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

studenthelp.com.au

a life saver, has my notes, thank god or i'd be screwed...

studenthelp.com.au saved my life before these midsessions

by SimonJ July 9, 2007

Student Spotlight

When a lame not at all funny student is picked out by Jacob Davis and is interviewed to appease the other lame students at Los Osos High

Wow did you see Student Spotlight?
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny

by <3Lex April 30, 2008

Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.

I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.

by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014

student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

Student flu

Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

I have a sore throat due to student flu

by Student flu April 20, 2015