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i just have high standards

When one wouldn't let themselves fall below a certain line. What that line is depends on the person. It CAN be used as an excuse, but for many it is a way of life.
I'm an athlete, and if I want to be the best, I must reach and maintain a high standard.

I would not go out with a shallow person because I have high standards.

I will not pay to watch that movie because it is shallow and I just have high standards.
by pisang September 27, 2010
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Fat Nerd Standards

A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.
Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.
by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010
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standards based grading

Hey, you know what's fucking stupid? Standards based grading.
by quacker1234 March 29, 2015
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Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.
Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
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I just have really high standards

A way for others to know that what you mean is "I find your existance to be below acceptable realms of human intelligence."
"I won't go out with you because I just have really high standards."
by Scott Baker June 27, 2004
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low standards disorder

when you wll accept dating a person even though you know they arent very attractive and you only take that person because you know thats the best you can get and if one of those people have the disorder its most likley they both have it.
jeff:why is steve dating her she so ugly

carl: he has low standards disorder
by loserman707 September 17, 2009
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Double standards

Public enemy number #1. The reason why society will never progress.
*Black girl hits a white man.*
Black Girl: Get the fuck off my counter you stupid nigga!

*hits back*
White Guy: Stop hitting me nigga!
The World: You're the devil and a racist mysgonist! Go to hell you creep!
White Guy: Thank you double standards, for ruining the world.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 11, 2020
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