Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .

AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.

by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023

soggy hat

A use condom , that sits on a man’s head.

That man has a soggy hat on! And he’s running around Seattle naked!

by Kingcorrupt May 1, 2023

Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces

Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude

by knightyal October 18, 2019

Big Soggy

a term for pissing/peeing your pants/trousers.

guy 1: dude, Matt got the Big Soggy at work earlier, nasty
guy 2: i know right!

by Venni606 July 24, 2021

Soggy beef

When a female stays in the pool for to long and her vagina lips hang a little to low

Yo Pam your soggy beef is hangin out of ur bathing suit

by Deez-nuts-large August 28, 2022

Soggy Josho

Slide a finger across your wet and slimy taint(wiping along the ball sac is recommended), then while looking your victim in the eye and slide it into their ear.

After working 12 hours, I committed a soggy Josho on my roommate, getting me quickly evicted.

by Josho117 April 22, 2022

Soggy Liz

A game where participants compete by masturbating to the British national anthem and attempting to climax before it finishes.
It is believed to be the inspiration for the American game, "Soggy Biscuit".

"The clean-up before the Rugby World Cup final was horrendous; my brother won the game of Soggy Liz."

by DeviantBrit April 26, 2022