I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.
by zpak May 26, 2025
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After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
by RawDyke July 16, 2023
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by Levinator28 July 17, 2023
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Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven
Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven
by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023
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I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023
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Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”
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