A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian
Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”
by Oldbehide November 08, 2018
An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.
by Wanderingdustbunny November 23, 2021
Can be either in a good way or a bad way as we all love skating and we either love or hate the feeling it gives us (fear and sadness as it can lead to pain or excitement and joy)
A: Hey how are things with Jenny?
B: Not good I just don’t know where I am with her she really puts my heart on skates sometimes.
B: Not good I just don’t know where I am with her she really puts my heart on skates sometimes.
by D'N X October 20, 2021
Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.
"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"
by Brentmeister May 20, 2005
a sport similar to figure skating, but on roller skates. popular in europe. also called roller figure skating, or figure roller skating!!!!!
hey, are you free to hang out around july 2nd to july 28th?
nah, i have artistic roller skating nationals.
nah, i have artistic roller skating nationals.
by scenepawzxd December 12, 2024
by poochiegown March 09, 2022
It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.
Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.
by The women of Earth June 01, 2023