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do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.
Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment
by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019
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Crew skate magazine

Person one: Crew skate magazine is really cool I want to buy it now
Person two: I feel the same except I want to buy it more
by The Offroadman August 27, 2019
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Straight skate

When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole
"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head
by Billy Mcswag July 30, 2012
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skate on them

The term one uses when they avoid someone or something.
I was trying to talk to anyone on my way home through the subway, so I just skated on them.

Little Jimmy was trying to leave work early. When his boss came around looking for him, little Jimmy had to skate on them so he could go home.
by Kingkole02 April 9, 2024
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skating on shell casings

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.
Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"
by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011
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babylon skate

It is a phrase the can be used to describe a bad skateboarding experience.
I kept missing that back side (BS) kick flip. Today was babylon skate. I looked like a complete pouser. I'm going home so I can cry.
by 1337Sk8 November 29, 2009
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Bottle skating

Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.
"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"
by Brentmeister May 22, 2005
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