zooey shaft

taylor crankin her hog (i made it up dummy?)

sorry im straight up joinkin my zooey shaft right about this time moment

by zooeyshaftfan January 29, 2025

Shafted

To get shafted is to don't get any new characters from Dragonball Legends summon banner.

Example: Yoo bro look I pulled a new ULTRA SSJ4 Gogeta in dbl (Dragonball Legends),did you get anything good?

Nah bro I got shafted, I had 50.000 cc (Chrono Crystals) saved up I used all of them and didn't get shit.

by Stepane sine July 9, 2024

shaft lipping

Getting a blow job while committing a felony at Kohl's...#Purdue

The last time I talked to my mother was when she bailed me out for shaft lipping at Kohl's.

by Purdue Kohl's Thief September 30, 2013

twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

by moose5000 September 30, 2012

Painting the Shaft

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.

I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.

by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025

shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like

That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.

by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015

Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023