No Swoops!

A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.

While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.

by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

Cooper Scooper

the moment you see a Cooper one shall yell:
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance

Statler: COOPER SCOOPER
"scoops chest'
Waldorf: OH MY GEE, I'm driving man!

by tommyrhee.tumblr.com July 10, 2011

Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around

After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.

by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013

Poopy Doc Scoopy

Poopy Doc Scoopy (also known as simply Poop Doc) is a radioactive turd that was created by Doctor Ass Nugget. He has the ability to launch a barrage of turd tarts and smells like the ass of a fat lady with chronic diarrhea.

Person #1: What is that fucking smell?
Person #2: That my friend, is the smell of Poopy Doc Scoopy.
Person #1: That's one hell of a turd.

by Poopy Doc Scoopy July 23, 2010

scoop

v. To get to something before someone else. Comes from the news business.

I scooped Bungalow H. Bill with the definition for piece.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

Scoop

A word used when asking someone "how is it going?" or "what is going on?".

Hey friend, what is the scoop on the hockey game?

by TheTallTale March 5, 2005

Stoops

adj.
Generally used to describe something of outrageous stupidity.

Ex. 1

"I could really use some meth."
"Did you really just... Fuckin' stoops."

Ex.2
"I rate this project a stoops minus!"

by Na-a March 9, 2011