A big
beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and
18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I
love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch
potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to
music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet
Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his
ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.