A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.
(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"
"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.
"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.
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the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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Damien, who works in the corn fields of Texas, is out in the field running cobs. Hence, he is a cob runner.
by Stephano Johannson November 9, 2010
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by Annoying prick who's annoying November 28, 2002
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Also known amongst the homeless community as a "Sidewalk Sleeper", this is semi-common activity in Bourbon Street, New Orleans, LA.
Also known amongst the homeless community as a "Sidewalk Sleeper", this is semi-common activity in Bourbon Street, New Orleans, LA.
The homeless guy made a Bum Runner on Bourbon Street as tourists laughed and photographed him in the act.
by Brandon "Batman" Green June 15, 2011
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