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SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.
Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.
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Rainbow Ranger 

Some motherfucker who was given a small amount of power who then uses it to go on petty power-trips.
A: Yo, did you see Michael deleted all the political posts in #news?
K: Yeah, he's a real Rainbow Ranger.
Rainbow Ranger by Codedheart September 21, 2021

Power ranger 

Men who date VERY ugly girls

Origin: Zamorano University in Honduras
Jorge: did you see Diego become a power ranger last night with that monster he was shagging last night?

Christopher: yeah I can’t believe he’s dating Ruby
Power ranger by Bigj24 November 6, 2021

lame ranger 

When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.
Who got some go go? Nobody, shits dry AF. Cept that schwaz the lame Ranger be sellin.
lame ranger by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021

Foxtail Ranger 

1. When a dildo that has a furry tail is inserted into a persons anus

2. A wildland fire fighter
1. Brittney sure is a good Foxtail Ranger on her onlyfans
2. Look at all those foxtail rangers hike up that hill, fuck that!
Foxtail Ranger by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021

Texas ranger 

A memedroid user. He cries if his memes are rejected. He cries so much he puts a new term to cry baby
How long has Texas ranger been crying for, a year?
Texas ranger by Megaworp January 4, 2022

Ghost Ranger 

The act of masturbating with the stranger but because you want to create your own word you call it a ghost ranger and pretend like it’s a shooting term
Let’s all head down range and pull a ghost ranger
Ghost Ranger by Dr.Brian February 18, 2022