A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2022
Get the Roy Sullivanmug. 
Jake: Who's roy and andrea
Me: oh they are 2 people u might not know but they are trully in love.
Jake: oh..okay.
Me: oh they are 2 people u might not know but they are trully in love.
Jake: oh..okay.
by bluenit27 December 13, 2019
Get the roy and andreamug. by Smarty pants 100 May 25, 2016
Get the Roy Hibbertmug. The other half of orange justice.
by olive thyroid November 30, 2018
Get the Roy Purdymug. by Christopher Durnsy September 10, 2023
Get the Roymug. The most attractive and amazing person in the world. His ball glisten in the sun, they make a clanging sound when they slam together in the morning wind. gerald he is what everyone strives to be if you slammed your fucking forehead against a metal grate and sheered down your brain into a cubic shape. gerald
by robertmcfarglebottom March 11, 2023
Get the roimug.