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Goon Punch

n.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.

Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice

Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.
Guy 1: Man, can go out drinking tonight as I don't have any money for drinks.
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!
by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010
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ass punch

To firmly connect a closed fist with the rectal region of a person.
SAL: Hey Joe, Why You Walking Funny?
JOE: Ah, The Wife Ass-Punched Me Again!
by Joey Loggs July 23, 2003
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Snooker Punched

When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.
Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!

Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.

Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.

Frankie: Word
by Smiffty Cent August 11, 2010
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ultimate punch

when you simultaneously punch a person with both fists, and kick them in the balls too.
guy1: aw man, did you just see that pillow biter get ultimate punched?! :O
guy2: yeah dude, he took it like a champ!
by Dongslap April 4, 2009
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Ninja punch

Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.
by Kreator89 February 6, 2010
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Chicken Punch

The final act of imbibing or inhaling while suffering from a combination of debilitating inebriation and heat stroke. Symptoms include cold sweat, incoherent babble, twitching, and cankles. Left untreated, a chicken punch often results in unsuccessful trust falls.
The camp trip was going great until I took that last chicken punch to the face.

I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.
by Cpt Inappropriate October 31, 2011
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tuck and punch

When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.
In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.
by ILL McNasty February 20, 2008
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