The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
Get the This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.mug. I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
Get the I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!mug. by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003
Get the Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!mug. One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem, since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020
Get the Temporary problemmug. Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."
Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.
by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025
Get the I'm not the problem, I'm the mirrormug. I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.
by short bear November 14, 2023
Get the champagne problemmug. Having so much of something nice, that it becomes a problem.
In other words: Luxury that leads to problems.
If someone speaks of such a problem, you are likely to give big sarcastic "boo-hoo" response.
In other words: Luxury that leads to problems.
If someone speaks of such a problem, you are likely to give big sarcastic "boo-hoo" response.
"I have so much beer, I don't have enough place to store it."
- Luxury problem
I found so much gold, I can't carry it home anymore.
I'm so goodlooking, people always think I'm shallow.
My skin is wrinkly, cause I sat in a jacuzzi all day.
My back hurts, cause my mother hugs me so much.
- Luxury problem
I found so much gold, I can't carry it home anymore.
I'm so goodlooking, people always think I'm shallow.
My skin is wrinkly, cause I sat in a jacuzzi all day.
My back hurts, cause my mother hugs me so much.
by Loupland August 12, 2017
Get the Luxury Problemmug.