skate poser

1. Someone who wears skate clothes (usually element, etines and DC's) but doesn't skate
2. Someone who skates for popularity (they normally aren't any good)
3. Someone who skates for guys/girls
4. Someone who claims they skate but just goes to the skate park
5. What mean advanced skaters sometimes call beginners

see poser

1. Broc is always wearing element tees but I know he doesn't skate.
2. John only goes skates so he can get popular
3. Lily skates cause she thinks guys will like her for it
4. Joe says he skates but he never brings his board to the park
5. "You suck, ur such a skate poser"

Poser: Dude I love to skate
Real Skater: Me too want to go the skate park?
Poser: Sure, I just got a new pair of Etnies
Real Skater: Etnies suck man, I have Fallen
Poser: O that sux did u break anything?
Real Skater: Poser...

by Sk8forfun October 23, 2007

poser punk

A common misspelling of Poseur Punk.

Poser Punk
Definition of "Poser" from the webster dictionary:
Poser - One who poses.
Poser2 - A puzzling question.

Definition of 'Poseur':
Poseur - a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person

by AliceInsane July 21, 2006

Nightmare Poser

A Nightmare Poser is some jackass who goes out to places like Hot Topic an many other stores and sees this cool skelleton on perhaps a T-Shirt or a wristband and goes out and buys it. In this causes a chemical reaction because this person just went out and bought these clothes trying to fit in and be cool without even seeing this masterpiece of a film. This chemical reaction has gotten so big it's turned wearing anything Nightmare Before Christmas into an emo style which emo's now think they own.

Hey look at that, we're not the only Nightmare Before Christmas fans in town!

Oh wait.. She's just wearing that to look like she has any good taste at all..

Stupid Nightmare Poser

by Josh Bond January 22, 2007

The Extra Creamy Poker

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

by Higgywig September 5, 2007

poser poser

A person who poses to be a poser just to get attention. Usually has no social group and little to no friends.

Whats his face is such a poser poser! Just stick to a damn group.

by lordethal December 21, 2006

Poker Face

(in poker) An impassive facial expression cultivated to prevent other players from determining whether one's actions in the game are the result of a quality hand, or of bluffing.
(Lady GaGa's song) similar expression used to prevent giving away one's motives, feelings, or situation. Like in that song when she pretends to like the guy but she's actually thinking about girls.

(in poke) He thought he had a perfect poker face.
Lady GaGa's song) can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.

by _GaGaGirl** April 17, 2010

poser

somebody from pelham, new hampshire who thinks their ghetto.

Dom Dumas is a poser.

by xxeatmeeeee January 11, 2009