hairy potato

A girl thats been around the block one too many times.

My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.

by ballrub June 20, 2009

Tomato Potato

A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".

Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.

Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.

by LicoNico December 06, 2010

Snatching Potato

A euphemism for any gay act.

Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.

or

Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.

by jacksbackbaby August 17, 2007

kawaii potato

The most adorable and fabulous thing you will ever meet. Everyone loves them. You should too, if you plan on staying fabulous.

I am feeling sad. I think I will hug this kawaii potato because I am fabulous and it will make be feel even more so.

by FabulousKawaiiPotatoUnicorn December 16, 2014

potato bear

A breed of a bear and a potato a very rare species and is beautiful if you see it..........good luck escaping it's beauty

OMG look a potato bear

It's super rare

*bear stares*
Can't look away

by Officialbearsdefinition December 05, 2016

Potato-y

as in ... being a potato. Ie; ugly, fat, boring, useless.

“I look awful today. I’m so potato-y.”

by QueenPotatoHead January 11, 2019

ouch potato

Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.

John thought about getting up to serve us some snacks, but the thought of the ouch potato feeling kept him in front of the television.

by VonKrokar February 25, 2009