Porn-watch

Fast forwarding past boring, insignificant or predictable parts of a movie or video to get to the more interesting parts.

Since I've seen "Pulp Fiction" so many times, I porn-watched it and skipped to the action scenes.

by TomJones123 February 4, 2013

Roblox porn

Something that 8 year old search up to get their tiny dick hard as fuck.

Mom: I'll be back, I'm just buying grocery. If I catch you watching roblox porn, you'll be grounded
8 year old: Ok (yesssss, time for some rohub )

by bigkneeger December 6, 2018

fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

audio porn

Probably one of the greatest things ever in my opinion
It usually just has someone talking to a camera or recorded audio as the person talks and starts masturbating or making moaning noises it's very interesting for ladies I'd recommend "voiceofrockstar" on Tumblr (he's also on snapchat I'm pretty sure) sadly for males and such I have no good suggestions

Girl 1: "I listen to audio porn when I'm alone..."
Boy: "What the fuck"
Girl 2: "Oh my God me too!!"

by Mifa June 16, 2018

People Porn

The art of watching strangers in a public setting conduct their business and commenting on their behavior and clothing.

We were chillin’ at the winery watching some people porn.

by Erobus October 9, 2021

loss porn

The act of posting your stock losses to a social media site.

Got my ass kicked in the market today, time to post my loss porn.

by Kamel1620 February 4, 2021

doom porn

Articles or videos online (prevalently in the blogosphere) that mainly talk about the collapse of either the financial world or the

world in its entirety. People can develop a fascination/addiction reading about this stuff (much like people who watch regular porn).

Just read an article over at <popular, bleeding edge financial website> to read about how the dollar is going to take a shit. I had to get my doom porn fix for the day.

by cloaked September 21, 2013