Petty Poetry

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.

Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.

by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010

Vogon Poetry Code

Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.

A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}

by EnglishMouse October 3, 2012

epi-poeticism

noun.
1. A freshly-stated and/or alternative perspective on an enlightened thought; cleverly and/or artistically expressed with excellent use of grammar, syntax, and/or spelling.
2. Tremendously well-written insight.
3. Epic poetry or prose.

" 'The word emotion stands for: energy in motion. When we're truthful to ourselves about how we feel, we can use our emotions to our advantage', is an example of epi-poeticism."

by bau3r November 19, 2016

jennifar poetar

thegreedygrande 's alter ego. Verrie cute hufflepuff

look iss jennifar poetar!

by sevenringsz March 17, 2019

Simple Poetic Veteran

Represents a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Simple Poetic Veteran has published nine books.

by simplepoetvet July 22, 2019

swash poetry

Low-brow rhymes, mostly dirty.

I wanna tickle your gherkin
With my bearskin merkin...

That’s some nasty swash poetry!

by Out of Anchorage October 17, 2019

smack poetry

1. To smack poetry in a verbally abusing way 2. The act of smacking someone's butt

Example: If you accidentally smack someone's butt then you can say it was just 'smack poetry'

Stop using smack poetry it's mean

by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020