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Plant

Are- are you that stupid?! Did you actually search up p l a n t ? THIS BITCH STUPID i-
You: What's a plant?
Me: Marijuana.

You: oh...hey can i get marijuana?
Me: ...i-...yeah i got lots.
by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020
mugGet the Plantmug.

air plant

Person with no visible means of support. In common use in cities in the 1960s-70s
"She's got enough money to pick up the tab if she insists on dating air plants".
by Ceeclef June 4, 2017
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House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023
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Plant

A magic device that pro duces breath power
by Flimsy Jim September 25, 2020
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planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.
John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.
by kolkolkol January 6, 2012
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Plant pot

Plant pots are majestic creatures that speak fluent plant pot Which consists of ‘howdy’ ‘ima plant pot’ plant. Pots are also a great hiding spots
Lucy: howdy mr plant pot

Me: howdy
Lucy: how are u today mr plant pot
Me: ima plant pot
by End proppy September 29, 2021
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