Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.

Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?

by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019

Chaos Panda

A wild soul craving adventure, disrupting expectations, with an "I do what I want" attitude.

That two year old is a total Chaos Panda when he jumps off of couches even when his parents tell him no...seems like he's having the time of his life!

by Chaos Coordinator June 24, 2021

based panda

Cringe ass nae nae baby cock boy lookin summa bitch.

Don't you think based panda is quite a cock boy.
I concur brother.

by NotSveny October 3, 2021

Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 7, 2022

Mud Panda

An asian girl who only likes black guys

No Mark, you're too white, she's a mud panda

by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023

gooey panda

When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.

guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!

by gooeypanda October 19, 2009

Panda

Panda is a bear native to central-western and southwestern China. The Giant Panda was previously thought to be a member of the Procyonidae family. It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, the Giant Panda has a diet which is 99% bamboo. The Giant Panda may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, and bananas when available. Also They rape fish.

Boy! Your such a panda teaser!

by SexySmallBoy May 31, 2009