rude patrol

Verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend's door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend's beer, bogart the TV remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime

I was sound asleep when Austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am...what a bunch of dipshits!

by Topper1966 May 28, 2008

Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty

"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."

by YESSIRR!! August 7, 2013

sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

by TheNewSam May 26, 2019

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 2, 2018

San Andreas Highway Patrol

The Toughest Department in the State of San Andreas
{police department in GTAV}

Oh Shit its the San Andreas Highway Patrol!

by that random guy no one trusts March 6, 2019

Troll patrol

When you go out to fuck with homeless people

Let’s get that fucking troll

We the troll patrol

by Sodding wanker April 13, 2019

Patrol spot

When the driver of a g wagen discovers that he can go more than 80 km/h driving a Nissan patrol so he names a new climax spot on his girlfriend/wife after his new discovery.

Last night I found her patrol spot, Last night was great, I didn’t know about that patrol spot, Thanks to the patrol spot I felt like a woman again.

by Wilson/97 March 26, 2018