Put A Roof On It

Having great sex as favor with someone because it had been a while since they got laid.

Person 1: Have fun last night?
Person 2: We banged and I totally put a roof on it.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: You, know like if someone came over and put a new roof on your house for you for free. You'd really be appreciative of that.

by Johnny_H January 25, 2013

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If it's swimmin put a lemon.

A restaurant phrase used when a garnish or lemon is placed with a dish that has some sort of fish.

Cook: "Order up!"
Server: "Thanks dude."

Cook: "Hey man, If it's swimmin put a lemon."

by hey miss! September 30, 2009

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put a donk on it

A close synonym for 'hurry up' or 'get a move on.' Used to indicate that the person needs to get their shit together and often leave. To increase the urgency in the expression one can use 'fucking' between the 'a' and the 'donk.'

Also used when having a drinking session with friends to encorage a member of the group to finish their drink or catch up with the others.

Friend 1: Have you packed yet? We need to leave otherwise we're going to miss the train.
Friend 2: No mate. I'm just about to.
Friend 1: Well put a fucking donk on it then!

Drinking Friend 1: Everyone finished their cans yeh?

Drinking Friends: Yeh, get us some more mate.
Slow drinking friend: Don't worry about me guys, i've still got half to go. Start without me.

Drinking friend 1: Come on mate put a donk on it and we'll start the next can together.

by Revilo JW November 14, 2010

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