River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011

itz._..puppy

itz._..puppy is a gacha tiktoker that is a HUGE simp for their partner macy😏

Person 1: Hey have you seen itz._..puppy's new tiktok?

Person 2: Lol yeah puppy is such a simp

by cerulean puppy December 12, 2021

Big puppy

A real big dog, a bloke who definitely hits the gym (among other things). Can also be used to describe anything that is abnormally large in comparison to it's average height (e.g. a Barge could be called a "Big Puppy").

When that one national powerlifter in your rowing team takes his shirt off for the boys:

"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"

by zootybooty June 3, 2018

satin puppy

The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.

"Oh hey, Chad. Who's your new boyfriend?"
"Don't talk to him. He's just my satin puppy."

by ballsmclong December 8, 2016

Puppy pounder

Doggy style with a small hairy women

I performed the puppy pounder on your mom last night

by Big puck puck February 27, 2020

Kick this puppy

To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".

"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."

by Coral Blue August 14, 2013

Slush Puppy

In the act of sexual intercourse with the anus, or sodomy, the partner ejaculates into the anus and the receiving partner saves the semen in their anus until their next bowel movement. Effectively making a slush puppy in the toilet.

Yo did someone leave a slush puppy in the toilet this morning?!

by GJ_Jerry_G August 3, 2023