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Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.
George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.
Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.
by jcougs May 15, 2014
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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011
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based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.
My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.
by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021
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single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.
Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.
by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023
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Post Thief

One who steals your FaceBook posts and reposts them as their own.
I put a post on my Face Book wall and Mary copied and pasted it to her wall as her own post! Mary is a "Post Thief"!
by Complimented December 27, 2009
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Deaf as a post

To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them
Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post
by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020
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