Post-it Bitch

A term used to describe a someone who uses post-it notes excessively to point out minor mistakes and make pointless comments.
Sofia really went overboard with the comments today, when have crowned her the title of site Post-it Bitch
by KPdefinitions April 02, 2019
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post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.
“running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy
by post dog March 04, 2021
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smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
by Billymac0117 January 21, 2016
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Post-Surf

1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.

2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!

2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
by Dr. Haveab G. November 08, 2011
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Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.
"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."
by Noctone April 07, 2023
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Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.
"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.
by Susie Lipshitz February 20, 2011
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Post toasties

*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.
by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 08, 2021
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