A new or used tampon.
This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.
by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017
Get the pipe mouse mug.1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
Get the scouring the pipes mug.Double Piped is when you masterbate (and cum) and the suddenly have sex (and cum again). Get ya pipes cleaned out
by Authenticity fella September 13, 2016
Get the Double Piped mug.by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019
Get the Lumber Pipe mug.The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!
Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...
by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011
Get the Protein Pipe mug.An adulterated ecstasy pill. A horrible excuse for an ecstasy pill, which should only contain MDMA, MDA, or another form of the MDxx family of chemicals in it. The pill most likely contains meth-amphetamine, but can also have amphetamines, caffeine, pseudo-ephedrine, procaine, etc in it.
Do not buy those pipe pills, they are straight meth bombs, you might as well smoke some shit and stay up for a couple of days.
by Steven Gus Petropoulos January 2, 2009
Get the pipe pill mug.Billy: "I am going to fuck your ass so hard you won't shit for a week."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."
by Little Jonny May 4, 2006
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