Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

Phillip

A man who makes mistakes. Forgives everyone. Loves unconditionally. Stuck between a rock and a hard place at the moment. Understanding. Always has his guard up. Trust a hand full of people. Observant. Deep pain is what keeps him going. Was a lier;Cheater. Spiritual. Has faith in everyone. Thankful for the little things in life. Addicted to drugs at the moment, working on over coming the addiction. Quiet around people he doesn't know. Had a soul mate who turned out to just use him for a fuck. Constantly growing. Non confrontational. Has a past both criminal and foolish. Proving his loyalty to his little big brother. Always get back up after getting knocked down, sometimes takes more then one time to learn from his mistakes. Loves to hunt hogs. Just learned how to smoke a brisket. Has no kids nor wife. Not interested in one night stands. Has trust issues but working on fixing them little at a time. Knows random facts that are pointless. Sometimes weird. Has a higher sense of humor not many can understand. Cooks. Cleans. Give you his last dollar or last meal. Doesn't expect anything in return expect loyalty and honesty;no matter how ugly the truth is. Solid morals and values. Leaves no brother behind.

1st person-Dam phillip always seems to fuck up.
2nd person- right you are ken;but his story isn't over.

by Alwaystruth July 7, 2020

Phillips Coffee

A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.

Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Phillip Phillips

When someone has explosive diarrhea at Pizza Hut and shits all over the toilet seat.

I was going to use the bathroom, but someone Phillip Phillips'd the hell out of that bathroom.

by Phillips Phillip June 2, 2019

phillip

a synonym for flaking

Aw man he can't make it to lunch today he's pulling a phillip

by n1cel0l May 15, 2021

phillips head

When a lad that is not only just a tool bag, but is a homosexual tool bag that lies within...(the opposite of a Flat head; Flat head being an ultra Straight tool bag...basically just a tool bag...)

Damn, he's such a Phillips head...

He's not only a tool bag- boys a gdam Phillips head...

by Theultimate6Man February 22, 2015

Phillip

Phillip is the a time unit that is equivalent to 122,5 hours, it is also the time it takes for someone to get a timefish.

Me: "Woah dude, i have been waiting in line for almost a phillip!"
Someone: "Woah, u could fish a timefish in that time!"

by Warudo July 23, 2018