Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

Phillip

Phillip is the a time unit that is equivalent to 122,5 hours, it is also the time it takes for someone to get a timefish.

Me: "Woah dude, i have been waiting in line for almost a phillip!"
Someone: "Woah, u could fish a timefish in that time!"

by Warudo July 23, 2018

Phillip

A very hot man who will surely sex you up

Why do they call you Phillip?
Phillip: Because I will fill up those fallopian tubes

by Phil-678 August 20, 2025

phillip special

Paying someone to give you a hand job

can you give me the phillip special

by obwiwy January 4, 2024

Pat Phillips

A person, probably a bit older, who is casually racist and doesn't even realize it.

Jeez, can you believe he called that Asian lady and Oriental? What a Pat Phillips.

by Krav Maga Karate Snack January 13, 2020

the captain phillips

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"

Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

phillips head

When a lad that is not only just a tool bag, but is a homosexual tool bag that lies within...(the opposite of a Flat head; Flat head being an ultra Straight tool bag...basically just a tool bag...)

Damn, he's such a Phillips head...

He's not only a tool bag- boys a gdam Phillips head...

by Theultimate6Man February 22, 2015