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Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

Used when someone does something good or impressive that deserves recognition. Usually depends on the type of person they are then you can choose the house they go into
Jen: DUDE I JUST GOT US TICKETS TO MUSE UPFRONT

Sonia: NO JOKE Ten Points to (harry potter house here)

*since jen is super smart she would be ravenclaw
by Tara I'm Terrible December 15, 2010
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Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

This is a great 6th book in which Severus Snape kills Dumbledore, on page 606, go ahead and read, great book, oh yeah, and dumbledore dies, snape kills him.
Harry: Hagrid..Snape..killed Dumbledore
Hagrid: Wha' Harry?
by Reaperus August 6, 2005
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Harry Potter

A dishonest boy from a popular series of novels written by J.K. Rowling that claims he can do magic, ride a flying broomstick, and even vanquish the almighty Lord Voldemort, but really, always has the help of his more talented friends, including the aged gay man named Dumbledore, the dimwitted retard named Ron, and the sexy & smart girl named Hermione. Harry Potter secretly plans to kill Voldemort because he is his only competitor, then he plans to take over the Ministry of Magic and recruit more villains. Overtaking the government and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is his main goal.
Ron was homosexual, and in love with his best friend, Harry Potter.
by potterfreak18 December 20, 2007
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Hairy Potter

As you may know of Daniel Radcliffe's upcoming play Equus. Looks like he's got a Hairy situation!
Someone suggested that Hairy Potter should shave!
by KC<3 February 6, 2007
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tits on a platter

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
by Catman378 January 18, 2009
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Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Insta: g_ferrara21 for example
Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019
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Fred Patterson

by derfnosrettap February 22, 2012
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