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Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.
I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!
Flatten the pancake by Bequietnow November 27, 2016

pancake cock 

A pancake cock is where your dick is .5 inches long and at least 4.75 inches wide. Pancake cock are worst then choads and u don't want this nickname
Omg Shea G has a mega pancake cock.
Ryan I has such a pancake cock people put syrup on that shit
pancake cock by Pancake cock May 14, 2016

pancake faced 

Being really, really high due to excessive consumption of marijuana.
I took several massive bong hits last night. I was so pancake faced, I couldn't even speak properly.
pancake faced by Flapjack Visage October 4, 2010

pancake flop 

Action where one reaches out, and slaps a victims boob upwards, follwed by a swift downward slapping motion.
I really hate when people pancake flop my boobies.
pancake flop by Mallory12345 October 27, 2006

Pancake Man 

Kevin Federline's alias. He refers to it often in his awesome rap songs.
"Oh my goodness, K-Fed is the coolest guy ever. I love the pancake man!"

"Don't think they understand how much cake the pancake man had"
Pancake Man by M-Lo and K-Lo November 10, 2007

pancake fucker 

a girl who gets fucked by a guy with his dick stuck through a pancake and right when he is about to cum he pours maple syrup down her ass crack.
hey mike check out this video i made last night of your mom and I doing the pancake fucker.=