Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.
by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017
Get the office exhibitionistmug. by XboxReligion January 2, 2022
Get the Dinosaur Officemug. by tincopper2 May 9, 2013
Get the probing officermug. by Gncna April 6, 2018
Get the mobile officemug. I work in a hospital. Over the years, I have noticed the Human Resources director expresses himself using the same old, tired phrases. Then my boss started using them! Such as, it is what it is, instead of giving me an answer to my question. Instead of saying "I talked to so and so, it is ALWAYS, "I touched base". "Reach out" is just texting somebody. The worst is " I shared that with so and so". I feel like I should say, Thanks for Sharing!
by Valteena July 10, 2021
Get the Office-speakmug. Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.
"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
by Reemster October 3, 2014
Get the Office Coffeemug. A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.
Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?
by Nim M. Strade April 21, 2014
Get the office shivmug.