Net-Legend

A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.

Joe: Yo, have you heard of DZK?

Mark: Yeah man, he's a total net-legend.

cewebrity

by Wencher August 13, 2009

white net crawl

the act of making love in a hammock

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.

by J.Karai July 6, 2009

Net subtract

Term for a person on a team or work environment who is so useless, the team would function better without them.

Did Jon get added to your team? That dude's a net subtract!

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

Net Brutality

1.) Flaming on the internet.

2.) Cyberbullying.

3.) Specifically, the ridiculously overzealous reaction one gets when one suggests that net neutrality may not be the panacea most folks assume it is.

You wouldn't believe the Net Brutality I endured when I suggested that Julian Assange's latest leaks may actually backfire.

by groggyjava December 18, 2010

'net it

Put on the Internet.

To 'net something is to post text or upload media onto the Internet.

That's hilarious. You've gotta 'net it.

Did you 'net that picture of your girlfriend in her underwear? She's gonna dump your ass.

by IM22 October 2, 2010

net server

Internet server;net server controls will automatically determine the browser that has requested the page

Exchangearchive is available on net server.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Net Floor

A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.

Fromm: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.

john doe @ office 122, floor 12

by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008