Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.
13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison
by wagwan piff October 2, 2019
Get the Ollie Harrison mug.my bitchass friend who refuses to forgive himself for some shit that happened years ago and thinks he’s forever in debt to us and tries his hardest to clean it up by giving us gifts and stuff. love him tho.
by massivelubecovereddildo June 11, 2021
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Get the Ollie mug.A nickname for Oliver. Either a skater/ surfer boy or just a nerd. Super cute and charming at first glance. Everybody wants to be around him. Will be amazingly sweet when your first meet him, and you’ll probably develop a crush on him. He might have a crush on you too, but not for long. He moves fast and is probably lying to you. He will play you and he most definitely does talk to other girls. His Snapchat score is unbelievably high and he always seems to be chasing some h*e. He doesn’t recognize what he has until it’s gone, and doesn’t value good girls. Hell forget about you and will probably never settle and commit to a nice girl. He will break your heart and show mega attitude. He’s also a really big flirt. He’s smooth, he can talk the talk but he can never walk the walk. You deserve better.
Hey how is everything with Ollie?
Oh...yeah we stopped talking now he’s chasing that h*e around. Idk what she sees she’s so mean
Typical...
Oh...yeah we stopped talking now he’s chasing that h*e around. Idk what she sees she’s so mean
Typical...
by NLo69420 January 7, 2020
Get the Ollie mug.ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)
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by Krkič June 1, 2019
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