Old Tomato

Substitute for ultimatum

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato

by Lzydogrnch July 24, 2020

Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.

A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause

by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013

Old Snort

When something is a really old call.

That meme is a really old snort.

by PandaSpira November 21, 2019

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

Old raisin

Old lady

Shut the fuck up old raisin

by Awc02 August 31, 2016

old bad

The dank musky scent usually attributed to an older worse smelling idividual (usually grandmother). This scent usually is a mixture of old house, stale cigarettes, feline urine and stanky senior citizens.

"dude, that senior home smelled like 8 different kinds of old bad"

by nooger April 25, 2006

Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible

I swear old teachers retire 5 times

by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019