Someone who has an authority figure make a rule against something he/she doesn't like somebody else doing. Has a goal of being in charge, but will just put a bunch of rules in type against what he/she doesn't like if he/she does end up in charge of something, and will have the police or another authority figure handle getting their hands dirty with something or someone.
by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019
Get the Office snitchmug. EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
Get the Office Husbandmug. by Gncna April 6, 2018
Get the mobile officemug. Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.
"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
by Reemster October 3, 2014
Get the Office Coffeemug. A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.
Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?
by Nim M. Strade April 21, 2014
Get the office shivmug. A sexual act where separate workers from individual offices have a threesome (traditionally two males and a female). One worker is on each side, similar to a pig roast.
by Viking Handle January 20, 2023
Get the Area Officemug. "Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"
by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019
Get the Office Suitemug.