Nuked

When you're so high that your eyes aren't opening and you're pretty sure you died.

Someone: Jason are you asleep?
Other Someone: Nah. He is nuked though.

by Joe Ivy September 27, 2019

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

Brown Nuke

A Fart so long and loud it's almost a shart and clears the area like the blast wave of a bomb.

guy one: Wow that guy should eat less cheese, he almost shit himself.

guy two: He set off a brown nuke.

by TG35 August 14, 2022

Piss nuke

Put piss in a bottle with some vinigar and baking soda and throw it at minorities/transvestites

I threw a Piss Nuke at a Spanish furry Equestrian

by CalvanCalamarii December 9, 2024

nuke horse

Something important or relevant for a short amount of time, after which it becomes irrelevant or unimportant.

That relationship was a nuke horse, it's good you broke up with him

by fghjdfokjsa July 12, 2021

nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is

dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her

by stavragar March 20, 2017

Nuke Penis

The Penis the turtle of toss the turtle has

that turtle has a nuke penis

by PENIS NUKE December 22, 2020