Goldman Nuke

In 1972 professor Heinz Goldman invented a type of nuclear fission which causes a chemical output greater than that of a regular atomic bomb.

Damn them Koreans making Goldman nukes

by Toddles1972 June 11, 2013

droppin' nukes

The act of dropping a shot of Jack Daniels into a glass of shitty beer. Usually followed by immediate feelings of regret.

James(at 3PM): Man, we should be droppin' nukes before this party.

James(at 4PM): I'm pretty sure I have chlamydia now.

by KinkymanXOXO6969 April 13, 2014

Coke Nuke

Having an overdose of cocaine, normally with a group of friends or at a club
whilst high/drunk.

Frank offered Allie a coke nuke, but he turned down the deal.

by cowtroller June 7, 2014

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

nuke's connection

Really bad internet connection.

Man, you have walmart Internet.

No, its just nuke's connection!

by 1t82 November 17, 2016

Deep sea nuke

Is when you propel shit out your ass underwater at the speed of sound and the shit jumps up over the waters surface creating a shitstorm

"Dude dont go in the water i just dropped a deep sea nuke"
"Oh Yeah i see the shitstorm dude"

by Deep sea NUKER October 22, 2018