hit the gay

When one tries to enter bed and magically appears lying in bed (one different to the original bed they were trying to enter) on top of a homosexual of the same sex. This will lead to a very steamy encounter regardless of the first subjects sexual orientation.

Or maybe its auto correct... IDK

"hey man, I hit the gay real late last night."
"you did what?"
"yeah, he was KWEEN" OR "oops, autocorrect hay*"

by Obo909 November 20, 2017

Hit for a shit

When an unwanted visitor enters your home and asks to use the bathroom.

I got hit for a shit, the builder knocked on the door and asked to use the toilet.

by Adamvseve August 03, 2018

hit flick

When you flick your phone to take a picture of a certain thing (usually a person) and quickly turn it back. A secretive way of taking a picture in a quick and fast motion.

Ha! Just got you with a hit flick. You were so caught of guard!

by PAPERsoda12345 January 12, 2022

Quantum Hit

When the weed hit makes a quantum leap into your lungs, taking you across the universe.

Bro, that was a Quantum Hit! I just traveled through space and time.

by John Ella May 29, 2017

Hit skates

to run from someone or something, usually from the cops

I have a warrant out for my arrest so if the cops show up to this party, I'm definitely hitting skates

those guys we fought earlier are back with all their friends. Let's hit skates!

by Slingblade7 March 28, 2010

bongazo hits

spanish slang for bong hits

Maria: bongazo hits after class?
Herbert: Fuck it.... im down!
Maria: Yeeee!

by whynotBAKE420 September 15, 2012

hit that scale

The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.

Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.

Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016